Aid to Evaluating Your Accomplishments

Compare yourself to these four ordinary people who were selected at random:

Spice Merchant Dhirubhai Ambani Amassed family fortune of more than $60 billion, sufficient for his son, Mukesh, to build a 27-story private home in Mumbai. (more)	Patent Office Clerk A. Einstein Formulated Theory of Relativity. (more)
Science Fiction Author L. Ron Hubbard Created the religion of Scientology in 1950. 1998 membership: more than one million. (more)	Viennese Pauper W. A. Mozart Composed his first opera, La finta semplice, at the age of 12. (more)

Programmed by Eve Astrid Andersson and Philip Greenspun back in the mid-1990s. If you're a nerd, you might find the source code useful.

Original Inspiration: How to Make Yourself Miserable, by Dan Greenburg